October 2013

Twin Wars

Mr. Gaffney is a 7th grade Texas History teacher here at Garner. Many folks know that he has a twin brother named Martin and that they are both football coaches. Mr. Gaffney’s twin brother is a Kruger coach. They are playing against each other on October 16 at Garner from 4:30 – 7:00. Mr. Gaffney says if Garner wins his brother will be very upset with him but if Mr. Gaffney’s twin wins then he would be very upset , but they will still love each other. Mr. Gaffney , Carlos Ruelas (7) , Talee Hill (7) , German Bolanos (7), and Brendan Hail (7) all think they will win against Kruger . Mr. Gaffney said he will not be talking to his brother the day of the game because he always does but he doesn’t want to feel the tension.”No matter what happens we will still be best friend” Says Mr. Gaffney. Carlos Ruelas (7), Talee Hill (7), German Bolanos (7), and Brendan Hail (7) says they are going to feel excited about stepping onto the field to go against Krueger and they feel it’s going to be fun to go against their coach’s twin because it’s going to be a different game. “Watch out for Garner” says Carlos Ruelas. “Watch out for the Yearlings” says Talee Hill. “Get off the tracks Garner train coming through” says German Bolanos. “It’s going to be a great game” says Brendan Hail. Let’s get ready Garner football team it’s going to be the best game of the season. Watch out for the Gaffney Bowl !

Today’s Weather is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

“Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2” is a hilarious sequal to “Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.” Flint and his friends and Flint’s idol who is a amaing scientist are trying to destroy the machine that turns water into food (called the Flint Lockwood’s diatomic super dynamic food replicator in the first movie). It is still working and now it created foodimals like cheesespider, tacodile, flamangos, masqitoast, hippotatomasses, watermelephants, peanutbuter jellyfish, subwhales, and shrimpansises. This happened when the scientist thinkonauts were attacked by a cheesespider.

Flint needs to find out what is happening before it is too late. It is still very funny and they said things like “there’s a leek in the boat!” and it was the vegtable leek when they were naming things by what food they were and what animals they were Brent said “oh, oh what is that?” and there was a giant tomato and Sam replied “that’s just a tomato” and the tomato frowned. You should see this great and hilarious movie soon, it will be worth seeing it. After watching the movie, my grandfather said “that was really funny, it had a lot of adult humor.” One review at rogerebert.com also said “the voice cast is great.” so gather your family and watch this funny flick.

Red Ribbon Posters

Red Ribbon Week…is almost here though not exactly here. People in art are competing in the red ribbon week poster competition. It’s held right here in the school, some of the school administrators are the judges.  The prize you’ll get if you win is gift cards, gift baskets, and your poster hung up in the lunchroom.

So many people are participating. Everybody’s overall theme for the posters is “a healthy me is drug free” and they have to add a picture and a great message. All of the posters must have full color, details, and correct spelling.

“My poster’s about how I want you to be healthy, and not do drugs.”-Paisley Garret (7)