by Gaby Krengel | staff writer
If you’ve ever spent your afternoon scrolling through Amazon you’ve probably come across some weird and wacky items. Here is a couple that really makes me question how Jeff Bezos became a multi-billionaire.
Archie McPhee Handi Squirrel
I actually first found out about this product from a Tik Tok video. It’s basically 5 separate finger puppets, 1 head, and 4 paws, that you put on each of your fingers. Not only is this product plain creepy, but it’s also pretty impractical because the way you have to position your hand to get it to look right is very uncomfortable.
The Kanye West Coloring Book: Iconic Memes & Moments from the life of Kanye West (Rap Colouring Books)
Ok, I’m not even gonna lie, this one is pretty funny. This is literally a coloring book full of Kanye West-based designs. I feel like this would be great for a white elephant gift exchange or something along that matter.
Archie McPhee 11761 Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle Multi-colored, 8″
This is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a pickle. That yodels.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy (RP Minis)
I found this gem on a Dude Perfect Youtube video and I had to include this on the list. You know those inflatable guys that are always in front of car dealerships? Well, now you can get a mini one for your desk, and scare everyone that walks by.
A AIFAMY 3D Dad Beer Belly Fanny Pack Waist Pocket
This is a fanny pack that looks like a belly, I’ve actually seen one in use, and not gonna lie, it does look somewhat realistic if you look from afar. But seriously? Like what even is this?
California Costumes Pet Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume Costume
Currently out of stock
If you want to give your dog a chest, then go ahead. But aside from that it just looks plain uncomfortable for the dog.
Accoutrements Bacon Soap in Tin
I always thought soap was supposed to make your hands smell nice and fresh. Maybe I was wrong? Also, the fact that this is listed under beauty and personal care feels insulting.
Nature Gift Store Live Ant Farm Ants Shipped Now: Ant Farm Kit Refill
Who knew you could buy live bugs off Amazon? It’s even better when it’s not sealed correctly and your ants crawl all over the place!
2.75 Carat 14K White Gold Baguette Round GIA Certified Princess Cut Diamond Engagement Ring Wedding Bridal Band Set (2 Ct H Color VS2 Clarity Center Stone
Price- $17,120.00 – $18,120.00
Because nothing says I love you better than amazon.
Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Decal Peel and Stick Graphic (24 in H x 21 in W) WM335116
Move aside family photos, a new mayor is in town and it’s an old woman with an inhaler.
GFF Grass Flip Flops womens White Pink
For the people that love being outside, try some grass flip-flops and bring the grass wherever you go! No like seriously these things shed grass like crazy.