Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guys Shouldn’t Use

Guys who ever tried to get a girl by using  a pick-up line, don’t. Unless, of course, you want to make her laugh or repel the girl. These are five of the stupidest lines I’ve ever heard, so guys, stay clear of these!

1. “Did You just fart? Because You just blew me away!”- Ok if your trying to meet a girl, don’t ever bring up farting, especially if your saying that she commmited such an action!

2.  ” Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only Ten I see!”- Ewww girls don’t want to be rated! And Tennessee? Really?

3. “Hi, the Voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.”- Ok, no girl wants to hear that you have “voices” in your head.

4. ” Sorry miss, but I seemed to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”- This comes off as needy, desperate, and just stupid.

5. ” Honey, you look like an angel that fell from heaven hit her head on the concrete.”- This seems to be just calling the girl ugly. This is the stupidest one i’ve heard; it has no point and gives a back-handed compliment.

So guys avoid all cheesy pick up lines, but especially these!

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