Chuck Norris jokes like a boss. 。◕‿◕。

So do you like Chuck Norris jokes? then you will find these jokes hilarious I will tell you my top 10 funnest Chuck jokes I have acquired from the internet

1. Leading sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs.Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

2. Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

3. If you search “Chuck Norris” on Google, it pops up zero results. You don’t find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you!

4. According to Einstein`s Theory of Relativity,Chuck Norris can round house kick you yesterday.

5. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

6. Chuck Norris once visited Mars,that`s why there is no sign of life.

7. If you misspell Chuck Norri’s name wrong on Google it does’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” instead it says,”Run while you still have the chance!”

8. Did you know Chuck Norris can never have a heart attack? His heart isn’t stupid enough to attack him.

9. When Chuck Norris was in middle school his English teacher assigned him an assignment, “What is courage?” he received an A+ for turning in a blank piece of paper with just his name at the top.

10. A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris.The simple act of touching him cured the man’s blindness,unfortunately the first and last thing she saw was a fatal round house kick by Chuck Norris to the face.

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