Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

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Taco Bell and Doritos have paired together to create one of the most amazing and innovating food item of the 21st century, if not of all time.

I speak of course, of the magical and glorious Doritos Locos Cool Ranch Taco.

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The Taco
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Now you may ask yourself, Jared, you are always so cynical and sarcastic, how do I know you are being serious? Let me just say, the first day I tried one, I went back for two more. In fact, last Friday I had two and cried like I just watched the end of Titanic.

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Jack and Rose
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A little history concerning the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco:  March 8th 2012 Taco Bell unveiled the Doritos Locos taco. Met with critical widespread acclaim with several patrons, that smelled suspiciously rank, reported on various social networking sites, “Dude, this is so good”.

But in tradition with humanity, the amazing taco was not enough for the hungry consumers. Whispers began about a new kind of Taco, the Cool Ranch. When the news proved true and the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos was introduced, people were scared and simultaneously aroused.

Long story short, if you want to understand what it is like, a symphony in your flavor snout, or a taco, the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco is the thing for you.

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